Title : Bad Breath subtitled . Never eat four tuna
sandwiches before kissing your lover.
Author Susie Owens
Rated : R
Summary The title saids it all
Face pulled away as Murdock tried to kiss him.
"Facey? What's wrong?"
"Murdock, what have you been eating?"
"Uh, some tuna sandwiches. Why?"
"How many did you eat?"
Murdock thought for a moment and counted on his
"Uh, about four, I think. Why?"
"Four? You ate four of them? Murdock, uh, well, you
"Come on, Face, say it."
"Murdock, you need to brush your teeth. I'm sorry,
your breath stinks."
Murdock blew into his hand and took a sniff. "Hmm,
does smell bad. Be back in a jif, Face."
Murdock went into the bathroom and took the tooth
brush and brushed his teeth with gusto. Soon he
and tried to kiss Face again. But Face still pulled
"Face, I brushed my teeth. Didn't it help?
"Gosh, Face, now what? I don't want bad breath for
rest of my life. You'll never kiss me again."
Face slowly took out a pack of gum. "Here, try this,
it's a new brand. It said it stops bad breath on
Taking the gum, Murdock replied, "Okay, I'll try
Murdock placed the gum in his mouth, and chewed and
and chewed. When he was done, Face came foward.
"Well, let's find out if it worked, shall we,
Face placed his lips on Murdock. "Aw, that's better.
your breath smells minty clean."
"Hey, Face, what was the name of that gum?"
"I don't know, but who cares? Come on, Murdock, kiss
like you never did before."
Murdock gave no answer, just granted Face's wish.